BLOWW

A Message from Mr. Winters Regarding Muffy Winters

2007-06-24T18:48:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know, my daughter, Muffy Winters, has been kidnapped. I have been instructed by her captors, La Gata Negra, not to contact the police. I have complied with their requests. I have also offered a large sum of cash for my beloved daughters return, to no avail. My last hope lies in the efforts of Malicious Mile Heidi, and The Wrathalie to find her, and bring her back to safety.

However, I hope that her time imprisoned has given her an important life lesson. At first I was eager to release her, but I feel that my years of spoiling her, has given her an unhealthy look on life. Although I love my daughter very much, her time as BLOWW general manager has corrupted her with absolute power. I had hoped that getting her ass kicked on a regular basis from the girls of BLOWW would have helped, but it has not helped one bit. Hopefully her time with LGN will teach her that she can't always get away with whatever she wants.

Regardless, I would like her safe return. So my message to LGN: keep her safe, make sure she gets her adderal and xanax, or she'll get really cranky, and slap her around if she gets out of line.

Sincerely,
Mr. Winters
Owner and CEO, Boston League of Women Wrestlers

Vinnie is a total Douche

2007-03-28T14:18:00.000-07:00

Vinnie Benedetto is too busy playing with his new little friend to accurately count to three when BLOWW fought alongside LA Gata Negra at the Boston Underground Film Festival outside the Brattle Theatre in Harvard Square in March 2007.

WTF Vinny?!?

Because of this Heidi has the belt and Muffy is missing - - - before this day Malicious Mile Heidi had challenged nurse Sophie Suture to a title match due to the nurses supposed negligence in treating the team members, and took the belt in a hardly legal maneuver which you should have called her on -

The next BLOWW match should feature all the wrestlers kicking YOUR ass for being NEGLIGENT!

Good Luck, douchebag

-Sophie Suture

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2007-03-27T08:49:00.000-07:00

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B.L.O.W.W. dominates NYC

2007-03-26T08:24:00.000-07:00

That's right, the fabulous ladies of the Boston League Of Women Wrestlers threw down in Brooklyn, NY this past weekend to a crowd of cheering fans as the guests of the pirate-themed Rock Opera Music Consortium that is Jollyship The Whiz-Bang at Galapagos Art Space in Williamsburg. The show was spectacular with eight matches including an upset by Guzzlie Locks and Viscious Velma taking out her rage towards manager Muffy Winters' 'loose' enrollment policies against newest BLOWW member Christie Mist, a 3-hole blow-up-doll from chinatown.

Tinker Hell took out Dewey Decimator after the librarian attempted to retreive the stolen illustrtated copy of Peter Pan from the fairy, Sister Christian taught Muffy Winters a lesson about approriate clothing for a young lady with a smackdown followed by a forced wardrobe change, Anastasia Darkwing got violent after being antagonized by housewife Ginger Tonic, whose favorite store, the Gap, had taken over Spencer Gifts, where poor little anastasia was going to meet her Goth friends before they headed over to Hot Topic; Viscious Velma was defeated by Christie Mist, who was so uncontrollably belligerent she had to be deflated by venue staff; Captain Hooker pinned Ninja Ho after taking some harsh blows from the tiny fighter, who apparently had had some inappropriate interactions with the Captain's first mate; former league champion Suzie Screw, who still holds the record longest undefeated run, was head-banged out by Aussie Rocker The Wrathalie in an argument over who was most Rock N' Roll.

Finally, the now former BLOWW champion Sophie Suture was de-belted by Malicious Mile Heidi in a feud spanning over a year and documented on video, which was shown to the audience before the match.

After accusing Suture, R.N., of negligence, Malicious Mile Heidi finally pinned the nurse in a quick reversal, after a slow two-count by lazy and easily distracted referee Vinnie Beneddetto. There could be a re-match between these bitter rivals, as Sophie was not willing to let the belt go and it had to be taken from her and her manager, Dr. Feels Allright, by force. It is sad to mention but seeing sophie crying after losing the belt was truly pathetic and even uncomfortable to watch - we're sure we'll see some dirty moves against Ms. Heidi in the months to come.

Willie Wanksta, Double-d, and Jay Paris looked smashing as ever, and sounded great! Jay Paris arrived moment before showtime, to the great releif of all members of BLOWW and enjoyment of the entire audience. Nach DeVille insulted the New Yorkers, and the last we saw of him was at the bottom of the pile-on. Anybody seen Nash??!?

Photographer Peter Cacioppo has posted his killer shots at:

http://web.mac.com/pcacioppo/

and follow the links, or:
http://web.mac.com/pcacioppo/iWeb/Pete%20Cacioppo/B.L.O.W.W..html

Videography by Lucio Mollica, Gene Damian, Max Evry and Katharine Spencer.

Video posts soon to come!

Famous!

2007-03-26T08:23:00.000-07:00

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The Battle Of The Blondes

2007-02-28T15:10:00.000-08:00

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Boston League of Women Wrestlers "Battle of the Blondes" at the Middle East Downstairs on October 31, 2006. Feel the pain!

That's Right. On Hallowen 2006 at The Middle East Downstairs in Cambridge, MA BLOWW brought it with their first-ever Battle Royale.

Suzie Screw
vs.
Calamity Pain
vs.
Sophie Suture
vs.
Guzzlie Locks
vs.
Malicious Mile Heidi

Who Won? Watch this video to find out!